A Weekend in the States

Last weekend I flew back to the States for one of my best friends' wedding. Was pretty baller. Here are a few vids from the wedding and shenanigans surrounding the event:









Despite our worst efforts to contain our immature streaks, Zach ended up getting married, as planned. It was the most beautiful one I've ever been to, by far.

If you're reading this Zach, love you a lot man and I'll be prayin for the adventure y'all are setting out on.

glhf.

- Josh

Where?

Realities blur
like bayou waters once swirling
or a snowy mountain pass

Touch a real face
someone from a story
or ask a question I'll forget

Hear some voices
detached,
maybe connected to yesterday

A song
we used to listen on repeat
do they make new songs?

Soon I'll step back
to a thick vivid tempo
only to leave it again

and let my skin hold still within foreign walls

Lance Formally Retires

London (AP) -- After four long and faithful years of services, Lance has finally retired. Things started to head south last semester when the notebook champion blew a back light, but that alone wasn't enough to keep him down. Overcoming operating system changes and a complete reformatting of his hard drive, Lance limped to the finish line with the help of a prosthetic monitor.

Speculation surrounding a possible comeback was met with a rather pointed response from the four-year champion:

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Replacing Lance will be anonymous newcomer HP DV6, who boasts a turion X2 processor, more than triple the hard drive space and a much-needed video card upgrade. When asked about the choice, US head trainer Carles responded "At least he's not a Mac."

Fans will get their first chance to see DV6 in the upcoming Skype Time Trials.